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Max and Iggy watch a report about sailors spending 263 days at sea; Max dryly suggests they can enjoy the Commander in Chief’s new ballroom when it is finished.

The Ballroom Invitation

August 19, 2026

Iggy rides a horse wearing a traffic cone as a horn while Max explains that it is not a unicorn.

The Traffic Cone Unicorn

August 12, 2026

Iggy discovers an unexpected cat sitting on the couch and calls for Max; the cat answers with a mrow.

Cat on the Couch

August 12, 2026

Max and Iggy compare the cost of a White House ballroom with the cost of war; Max concludes that it is a lot of ballrooms.

That’s a Lot of Ballrooms

August 12, 2026

Max and Iggy discuss media ownership, affordable healthcare and housing while Iggy scrolls on his phone.

Digital Crank

August 12, 2026

Max and Iggy parse the legal meaning of war and presidential power until Iggy applies the same logic to his shirt.

Not Legally a War

August 10, 2026

Max and Iggy try to identify the scientific mechanism behind splitting the MMR vaccine into three appointments.

The Science Is the Spacing

August 10, 2026

Max and Iggy stand beside a license-plate camera and admit that society dislikes the panopticon but likes its features.

We Hate the Panopticon

August 10, 2026

Max and Iggy awaken coughing from cryogenic chambers in 2026, and Max immediately asks for a light.

Wake-Up Call, 2026

August 12, 2026