Meat Retirement
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Panel 1: A robot resembling Max approaches Iggy at breakfast and says, ‘Hello, Iggy. Is beautiful day. Yes?’ Panel 2: Iggy asks, ‘What is this? Where is Max?’ The robot replies, ‘I am Max. You are Iggy.’ Panel 3: A robot resembling Iggy says, ‘No, I am Iggy. Is beautiful day.’ The Max robot answers, ‘Yes. Is beautiful day.’ Panel 4: The Iggy robot says, ‘Time for meat retirement.’ Iggy replies, ‘Yes. Meat retires now.’ Panel 5: Max pulls Iggy away from the robots and says, ‘Hurry! Come with me if you want to live!’ Panel 6: In a hospital bed, Iggy repeats, ‘I’m not meat, I’m a person! I’m not meat… I’m not…’ A doctor tells Max, ‘He’s been like this ever since he saw they were replacing order takers at the drive-thru with AI…’ and then adds, ‘You can’t smoke in here!’
- Characters
- Max, Iggy, Max Robot, Iggy Robot, Doctor
- Panels
- 6
- Max's shirt
- YOU’RE TERMINATED