Call Me When It’s 2029

Panel 1: Max says, ‘I don’t see why you think it’s a problem. He’s propping up all sorts of industries and helping create jobs - sign makers, sign post diggers, magnet and souvenir designers, software developers - just to name a few. It’s good for the economy.’ Panel 2: Iggy replies, ‘Seriously? That’s absurd, Max. Where in the Constitution does it give the executive branch the power to name places on a whim? Could he decide tomorrow that the Grand Canyon should be named after himself, just because he’s in a mood?’ Panel 3: Max asks, ‘Where in the Constitution does it say he doesn’t have the power to name places, Iggy?’ Iggy answers, ‘There are international governing bodies that have worked on this sort of thing forever, there’s even a Federal agency in charge of naming places... Oh. I see it now... Executive branch...’ Panel 4: Max says, ‘It’s kind of fun, really - keeps the school kids on their toes...’ Iggy replies, ‘Call me when it’s 2029...’

Characters

Max, Iggy

Panels

4

Max's shirt

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